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so beautiful…why is this not in the movie? WHY???
my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience
look i wanna be straight up w/ you guys if you ever wanna just come to my askbox and headcanon-jam or talk about characters or something idk like you should just do it we dont already have to be friends or anything
I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.
“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”
Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.
Hogwarts Weekly. Inside the Big Seven.
A Pumpkin Skeleton
*Rips off face*
I AM READY FOR THE SKELETON WAR
You put a pumpkin corpse inside of another pumpkin corpse.
List of characters Joss Whedon is allowed to kill in Age of Ultron:
- that’s it